"Kraz mO"
A Twitter One Act


Scenario:
Alan shares a recent headline about Actor Kevin Spacey, including a notable quote from the movie “The Usual Suspects.” Our Antagonist, Kraz mO, who has not seen this classic movie, takes it upon himself to correct Alan regarding the original post.  

Alan
Clinton always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Kevin Spacey.

Kraz mO
God is a verb transitive, not a noun how we’ve been lead to believe in . Because we weren’t taught how to properly read. It means to call upon or summon, usually for sacrifice. So of course she’d be afraid to be sacrificed lol. And bless originally/truly means blood sacrifice.

Harmony notices the public conversation and politely tries to point Kraz mO in the right direction.

Harmony
#missedconnection #missedquote

Kraz mO
Miseducated

Alan
Don’t watch too many movies, do you?

Kraz mO
Go to public schooling did you? BRAINWASHED

Alan senses the confusion thus far.

Alan
Oh dear

Kraz mO
The word education means the training of animals. You want a erudition, not an education…oh well, keep sleeping then programmed zombie!

Still trying to help Kraz mO save face.

Harmony
Lol. You couldn’t be more bass backwards on this one.

Kraz mO
Nope! Cuz now you’re reply ‘misconnected’ and ‘misquoted’ to my post!

Alan
And like that…poof…he’s wrong.

Kraz mO
No, you’re wrong! He is out of order. Y’all sure do know how to slip on y’all’s own ice!

At this point Alan and Harmony, who do not know each other, but are very familiar with the ‘verbal’ nature of Spacey’s character in this movie, instinctively let the conversation follow its natural course. 

Harmony
Oh, gee, thanks Kraz. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You’ll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are gonna bail me out?

Alan
A tweet can’t change what it is. It can convince anyone it’s something else, but never itself.

Kraz mO
Is America a country?

Alan
Back when I was tweeting quotes in Guatamala, we used to make fresh hashtags, right off the stream I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I’m in a moron conversation…

Kraz mO
The moron conversation depends on your yes or no answer to the question…

Harmony
That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to tweet in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning…

Kraz mO
Yes………or nooooooo

Alan
To a moron, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s always simple. There’s no mystery to the tweet. No arch subliminal behind it all. If you got a tweet by somebody and you see another meaning behind it; you’re gonna find out you’re right!

Kraz mO
Zombie!

Harmony
It doesn’t make sense that I’d be here. I mean, you guys are hard-core hijackers, but here I am. At this point I’m not scared, I know I haven’t done anything they could do me fore. Besides, it is fun. I get to make like I am notorious.

Kraz mO
America is a continent. U.S. is a corporation (cited from U.S. Codes Title 28 sub: sec. 3002.) The State you domicile at is your country. Speaking from law and history, not from programmed tv. The very reason you believe God is a noun. Fraudulent conveyance of language is real!

Harmony
What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these tweets would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.

Kraz mO
Cops? You mean armed mercenaries! They’re policy enforcers! Policies aren’t law. They talk like it is, scaring you into giving up your consent! They who know not their rights have none! School system was sold in 1902. System ain’t broke it was built off ignorance, you zombie!

Harmony
Where’s your head, agent Kraz mO? Where do you think the pressure’s coming from? The School System - or whatever you want to call it - it knows where I am right now.

Alan
What about it, Agent Kraz? If I told you the Loch Ness Monster blew up that school system, what would you say?

Kraz mO
I’m talking backed facts. Y’all are talking sissy, emotional shit. Bloody Hell. Stay asleep ladies, hush little babies. Carry on!

Alan
…And like that, he’s gone. Underground. Nobody’s ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. “Rat on your pop and Kraz moZe will get you.”

Harmony
After this, my guess is that you will never hear from me again.



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